Acrowinners!!

OK. I made something of a misstatement in the below blog. I'm not on vacation this weekend, I'm on vacation this week. Of course, fat lot it means now, I only have two friggin' days left. But it's been fun while it lasted.

But enough of this gay banter. We have some Acrowinners to crown. I came back home today to find a nice lot of entries. The letters were:

E D T T E H R

The entries:

*Expecting doomsday tactics, the enemy hordes retreated.
*Extremely delicate toilet tissue eliminates heinie rashes.
*Erections don't think, though erections have rationalizations.
*Elizabeth, darling, to thine expansive heart, reply
*Eat donuts. Take the enormous hot roll....
*E-mail Dennis. That twit eternally hotheadedly replies.
*Each day Tom takes ecstasy, he's ridiculed.
*Elizabeth dances the twist, Egyptian, hustle, rumba
*Ed's dwelling: the town entitled "Hell's Rectum"
*Expect Desmond Tutu to eschew hot rods.
*Every day Tom tells Elizabeth horriffic riddles.
*Eggs, dude! Taste these excellent h'uevos rancheros!
*Each dawn Tim tries eliminating his rooster.
*Eager duck tries tricking Elmer's hated rabbit.
*Enraged Dickie thought Tommy's ego hogged routines.
*Ed denied taking Tiffany ever home recently.
*Eulogies don't take time. Ever heard reverend?
*Emphatically deny the truth. Embrace hollow religions.
*Ever do the “Tarty Elizabeth Hurley Rag?”
*Eventually, Dylan thought that everyone hated “Rent.”
*Even David “The Thunderous Ego” Hasselhoff regurgitates.
*Ervin does try Trick-or-treating early. Halloween rules!
*Every dog takes turns eating his roast.
*Edith’s daughter trains turkeys, emus, horses. Really.

There you have it, fine entries all. My mind worked overtime just thinking about the term Mike has given us, "Hell's Rectum."

Honorable mention goes to DeepFatFriar for his most excellent and made me laff out loud, "Extremely delicate toilet tissue eliminates heinie rashes."

As does another H.M. go to Krizzer for her ingenious "Eggs, dude! Taste these excellent h'uevos rancheros!"

But this week's winner is not only for a single acro, but for a sheer body of acroing work this week that is beyond compare. And the Crown of Jumbled Letters this week goes to Jeff, for his three wonderful entries, "Eager duck tries tricking Elmer's hated rabbit," "Enraged Dickie thought Tommy's ego hogged routines," and for some reason my personal favorite, "Each dawn Tim tries eliminating his rooster." I don't know, it just conjures up a picture that makes me laugh. Shame on Tim.

Thanks for playing this week, and be standing by, I may be calling on you to judge next time!