Acrowinners!

Yes, wherever there is an acrochallenge, there must be acrowinners. And we have some tonight.

Captain Asshole is making his final decisions upon your fates as we speak. Until the cheering and weeping begins, let me tell you that the letters this week were O C Y E L. And the entries were:

*Orgasm: claw, yell, ejaculate, laugh.
*OxyContin ceases your ecstasy levels.
*Olga cuts Yasmin’s eel lovingly.
*Oy! Criminy! Yikes! Eek! Lawdy!
*Odd college, Yale. Excesssively lesbian.
*Onanists: cheesecake yields excellent lube.
*Oh, crap. You're Evan's Lover??
*Oreo Cookies: Yummy Edible Lobes
*Otis Christ: Your Eternal Light
*Oh, California. You elected louts.
*On cocaine? Your euphoria's limitless!
*Openly Canadian yodellers enraged Loverboy.

Yep, that's it, I'm afraid. Small acroing crowd this week. I hope acromania isn't waning. But anyway, let's turn it over now to the Captain and see what he has to say....

Thank goodness the field was small this week. It’s taxing to have to wade through multifarious examples of intellectual pyrotechnics. But this week, I have only a few to deal with, and those from the elite, so I can put my whole mind to it.

First, the honorable mentions:

The first goes to Bet, whose “Otis Christ: Your Eternal Light” makes absolutely no sense to me, and gets mention for only that reason.

The second goes to Mike for “Openly Canadian yodelers enraged Loverboy.” There’s just something about a Canadian coming out of the closet.

The third goes to Flipsycab, whose “Olga cuts Yasmin’s eel lovingly” made me wince.

Now, for the winner!

The winner is DeepFatFriar for “Odd college, Yale. Excessively lesbian.” Talk about hitting the proverbial nail on the proverbial head!

Congratulations, Dave. Your lexical talent this week was only exceeded by your pithiness.

(No points taken from anyone’s score for misspellings…THIS TIME!)

Adieu.

Captain Asshole

And there you have it. Tune in next Monday for Acro.