Wednesday, November 12, 2003

We Have Acrowinners!

Yes, it's time, Mr Mike himself has picked from a decidedly small number of entries to name this week's Acrowinner.

This week's letters were S B V O E E I. The entries were:

*Such beautiful visions of ecstacy entice even I.
*Steve's bowels void over easy eggs instinctively.
*Shockingly brutal violence or exotic erotic intimacy?
*Silly boy -- Venus ogles erotic, excessive idiots.
*Stennie, Bet, Venice -- overly expressive, emotional icons.
*Such bollocks. Oversized egos evoke indigestion.
*Sport butane vehicle: open, enter, exhale...ignite!
*Shot Big Vince. Offed Eddie. Eating Italian.
*Some boys "Variety" outed: Eastwood, Eddie Izzard.
*Sororities: begrudging virgins offer exchange. Engagement=intercourse.
*Suddenly, barfing violently over everything, Egon exits inebriation.
*Susan believes veal offends everyone everywhere, incidentally.

And before we turn things over, where does Madonna get off calling her book "Mr Peabody's Apples?" Did she ask Mr Peabody if she could swap off his name for her little dog and pony show book? Hmph.

OK, that said, now let's turn it over to Mike for the announcements.

Presenting the winners of this week's Bet-minster Acro Show!

First off, the varieties:

For best visual, the winner is, from deepfatfriar, Shockingly brutal
violence or exotic erotic intimacy?

For best example of name-dropping, it's bet's Some boys "Variety" outed:
Eastwood, Eddie Izzard.

For best use of sex, we have flipsy's Sororities: begrudging virgins offer
exchange. Engagement=intercourse.

And now, for Best in Show:

Some boys "Variety" outed: Eastwood, Eddie Izzard. (Owner: bet).

Congrats bet! Now take your victory lap with your acronym!

Wowie. Thanks, Mike!

Stay tuned for more acro next week. (arf! arf!)

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