Acrowinners!

Ho, Ho, Ho, and a Merry Christmas Eve to you all! Seems Santa was a little late getting to the winners, but not to fear. Our Bet was going through a nasty reformatting tonight (thanks to Mr M), but we're finally up and running, and I've got some winners to announce before I start loading the sleigh.

Oh, but first, Ol St. You-Know-Who made a bit of a blunder yesterday when he didn't see Venice on his list. Now, you KNOW that the creator of Rewrite Theatre HAS to be on the nice list. But Santa is not. Venice, my love, leave me only bread and spoiled milk tonight - not even Nutella on the side.

And without further ado, the letters: O C H F T G. The entries:

*Oliver coveted his friend’s toy gun.
*Other children heard fantastic Tales Grimm.
*Oren celebrated Hanukkah, forgoing trappings, gifts.
*Ooh, coal! Heat, finally! Thanks Grinch!
*Oy, Claus: Hanukkah for the game?
*Old Christmas hymn: "Fuck Tom Green"
*Oprah cried "Hallelujah for the goodies!"
*One cold-hearted fucker: the Grinch.
*Onward, chosen hobbit Frodo! Trust Gandalf!
*Offering coal, hunh? Fuck that, Grinchanta.
*Ontario carolers have frozen toes, gout.
*O Christmas (Holy Fuck!) Tree! (Godammit!)
*Oh, crap, Heidi forgot the gifts.
*Oy, Chanukah! ("Hanukah" for the goyim.)
*Official Christmas Handbook: for the giving.
*Optimistic Christmas; Halloween, fun;Thanksgiving, gluttonous!
*On Christmas, have fun, take gifts!
*Only Christmastown has funny, tiny gnomes.
*Our Christmas Has Figs. Thursday Gathering.
*Overdoing Christmas, Hanukkah, Freda Treasured Gifts.
*On Christmas, Henry Fries Turkeys. Ghastly!
*Oh Christ, he's fucking the Grinch.
*On Comet, Hermey feels truly gigantic.
*Owen Claus -- his forgotten twin. Geez.

Well! You sure are some clever children. Though I will say that some of your language made Santa's hat stand on end! But that's OK; Elf Leader has a mouth like a sailor sometimes, if I may speak out of school.

Special Holiday Honorable Mentions First: Kellie seems to be proud as punch to tell us that "Our Christmas Has Figs. Thursday Gathering." Well, good for you, Kel!

Mike told you all a little unknown Christmas history with his very fine "Old Christmas Hymn: 'Fuck Tom Green.'" Boy, we love to sing a rousing version of that one up at the ol' North Pole.

We had a couple of mentions of that old Christmas geezer the Grinch. DeepFatFriar was pretty emphatic with "Offering Coal, Hunh? Fuck That, Grinchata!" (I think Cindy Loo Who said that in later years)

But this week we have winners. Yes, multiple winners, two gals, two holidays, two fantastic entries. Co-Champs this week are Stennie with "Oy, Chanukah! ("Hanukah For The Goyim.)", and Krizzer with "One Cold-Hearted Fucker: The Grinch."

Absolutely excellent.

Well, it's back to work for me. I'll be seeing you all soon, then it's off to Antigua for a short vacation before planning for next year. Merrrrrrrrrry Christmas!