Acrowinners

It's time! It's time! It's time for acrowinners!

Our judge was the wonderful and beautiful and oh-so sexolicious Michelle. The letters were B F S E L G. And the entries were:

*Bruce flattened saxophone; Elizabeth laughed grandly.
*Bush feels superior. Elderly left gasping.
*"Best fucking sex ever," Liberace gurgled.
*Bet finds sloshy environment lingering ghastly.
*But first, Swharzenegger extols lady groping.
*Botanical fungi extorts lichen gang.
* Buy Fresh Squid. Everyone Loves Goo.
*Bet Finally Sells Elephant Lamp. Good.
*Bet's Floor. Squishy. Erupting. Leaky. Gurgling.
* Baghdad -- forget safety, everybody leaves gladly.
*Bring fruit! Says Empress Lily, giggling
*Bullwinkle flies? Stop eating little greenies.
*Bet felt someone else's left gluteus.
*Bong for sale. Extra lighter, gratis.
*Bryan Ferry says, "Easy? Lily G!"
*Big, fat, selvish, evil, lying guy.
*Before Fall, select eleven lopsided gourds.
*Bright fellow seeks equally lively girl.
*B F Skinner: Erudite. Learned. Gay.
*"Bruce fibs," says Elizabeth. "Loves games."
*Big fat Sam's eaten Lupe's goat.

And now, for the cheers and tears, I shall turn it over to Michelle herself. Mitchie?

Sorry I'm late with the announcement of the Big Winner tonight, ladies and
"gentlemen", but you know, girls like me, we got stuff goin' on. Ok,
actually, my sister called and refused to get off the phone, regardless of
my insistence that I had someplace else to be.

Some very good choices tonight, for example:

Flipsycab's "Bet finds sloshy environment lingering ghastly." - so very
timely.

And then there's Kellie's "Bet's Floor. Squishy. Erupting. Leaky.
Gurgling." - probably very accurate, and again, so very timely.

And well, there's Lily's "Bullwinkle flies? Stop eating little greenies."
Although this has nothing to do with Bet's floor, and despite the fact that
I kind of don't get what she's talking about, this entry serves as the best
proof I have that Lily really needs to get out of Kansas. She's clearly
succumbed to hallucinogenic drugs.


But of course, there can only be one winner. This winner shall enjoy a week
of knowing they are truly the best acroplayer in the acronym universe. A
real peach, a gem! A woman among women! Here is her winning entry: "B F
Skinner: Erudite. Learned. Gay."

That's right. This week's winner is Bet, genius that she is. Skinner? Gay? Who knew?

Wowie. Thanks! I'm honored, I'm blushing. And I'm inviting everyone back next week for another round of acro!