Acrowinners!

Hey, acroers everywhere! We have winners!

The letters this week were H O U N I J A. The entries:

*Heavens overhead -- Ursa nimble, Io, Jupiter -- astronomical.
*Helen opens up new intractible jars. Aha!
*Help! Orville's underneath Nancy! It's just awful.
*Husband obviously undressed. Naked. It's just amusing!
*Higher! Ohhhh! Uh-oh! Nice implosion. Jenga's amazing.
*Haberneros? Ouch! Usually nachos is Jalepeno's added.
*Hmmm...Onions Underscore Ned's Irish Jalapeno Apples.
*Humbug. Olga's Uncle Never Is Jolly. Alrighty.
*However Ornery, Use Ned. I Judge A.
*He's only ugly now. In June? Attractive!
*Hopping on upholstery, Nancy: "I'ma Jumpin' Asshole!"
*Hitler: Overbearing uber Nazi. Idiot jack ass.
*Here on Uranus, Neptune is just appalling.
*Holy or unholy? Nugent in Jesus' attire.
*Home of United Narcoleptic Incontinent Jewish Americans.
*Howard's Oscar underdog - "Nerds in Jammies Attack"
*Harriet only uses Nair in jaw area
*House of Usher needs indoor Jacuzzi added
*Hundreds of undercover Ninjas in Japanese army.
*Hoary old unionists never ignore job actions.
*Hardons, often useless nocturnally, impel jizz anyway.

And so now let's turn it over to the wondrous Michelle for our results:

Such a lovely introduction! Betster, if you keep this up, I'm going to have
to come to B'field to get my groove on! Yowza!

Lots of gutsy people taking chances tonight - however Deepfatfriar and Cap'n
A are disqualified for not following the rules. Is the limeric funny? Well,
yeah, but not appropriate at this time. Sorry boys.

So now on to the honorable mentions:

Lily's Help! Orville's underneath Nancy! It's just awful gets 10 pts for
mentioning Orville alone. Orville is a #squeeze regular.

Betster's Hitler: Overbearing uber Nazi. Idiot jack ass is sheer brilliance.
I was tempted, oh so tempted to pick this one as the winner. But yet, I had
other gems catching my eye.

For example, Jeff's Harriet only uses Nair in jaw area made me giggle and
feel sorry for Harriet at the same time. Maybe she could use a little
electrolysis?

But the creme de la creme tonight belongs, once again, to Mike. Holy or unholy? Nugent in Jesus' attire takes the prize.

Awww, come on, don't hold your applause, he likes being in the spotlight.

And so now I will gather up the whips, chains, and other fun toys and bid
you all goodnight.

Thanks, Mitchie, and thanks to all who played.