Acrowinners!

Weh-helllll! So, hope you all enjoyed your extra bumpy Betland ride last night with no acros. Just a little crossing of wires here, I’m afraid. The lovely and talented Kellie thought the judging was at 11pm, when I’d announced it was 9pm. My fault for not emailing dear Kel with the particulars, like I should have. Anyway, she did mail me the judging right on time for 11pm, but by that time I’d seriously fucked up my update on The Comfy Chair and had to spend 90 minutes working on a correction. (I’d basically wiped out the front page of the site.) Life is so fun when you’re me.

So, we had lots of great entries this week, including a new player, who unfortunately must be disqualified because he/she gave us four entries instead of three. Oh, my. Try again next week, though. Oh, and I just realized. I forgot to play. So I guess I didn’t win.

Anyway, the letters this week were V S A T L. The entries:

*Virtual sex always takes longer.
*Vital statistics all tell lies.
*Vaguely stares at topless lesbian......
*Very small animals taunt Leon.
*Verne secretly appropriated Tina's lingerie.
*Vicki, suspected anorexic, tosses lunch.
*Very sadly, Alice told lies.
*Venice scares Alligators, Tigers, Lions!
*Venomous Stennie's anger terrified Linda.
*Vasectomy: snip and tie, love.
*Virtual sex: anonymous, titillating, lonely.
*Velma: Scooby’s astute, talkative lesbian.
*"V-vib-brat-tor S-stuck-k! A-an-ny T-top-pical-l L-lub-bric-cant-t?"
*Vacation. Sailing around Tahiti. Lovely.
*Velveeta slices: Appetite truly lost.
*Vacuuming shap. Attacking the lint.
*Virgos stole all the liquor.
*Vapors sang about Turning.....Lebonese?
*Viagra? Sorry, abolished. Too long.
*Vanquish Satan! Abandon that Lucifer!
*"Veronica" -- such a lively tune.
*Velvet stockings arouse tumescence, libido

And now, I shall turn it over to the girl herself…..Kellie!

Hello all, what excitement to be here on the other side tonight! This
week virtual sex really took a hit.

But my honorable mentions go to Jeff with "Very small animals taunt Leon." Those terrible, terrible animals...the prairie dogs, the squirrels.

Second, Lily G, with a sentiment that we can all agree with "Vanquish Satan! Abandon that Lucifer!"

But, my winner is Jeff, with the statement that wives everywhere are still crying about "Viagra? Sorry, abolished. Too long."

Thanks for playing,
Kellie

Thanks Kellie, fine judging, except that the winning acro actually came from Mike. And doesn't that make Mike the winner 3 times in a row? I knew he was popular with the ladies, but this is ridiculous!