Acrowinners!

Well! Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Well.

Did I say well enough?

Anyhoo, the entries are in and the judging has begun. And ended. And may I just say that it was a hard week of judging, because there were quite a few acros I really, really liked. So if yours doesn't show up in the winners, don't think it wasn't a goodie; it probably was.

This week's letters were: R T O S P N. The entries:

*Ring tailed ottars spitting plug nickles.
*Roasted taters, onions, sauteed pigs nuckles.
*Randy teens oppose stupid parental negatives
*Read this, o sagacious pundit: neener!
*Responsive to others, she panders nearby.
*Regal, towering overhead, soaring -- penguins? Never.
*Renal Telepathics Only See Peeing Nuns
*Risking Toes, Orville Sauntered, Perniciously Naked
*Rilke's Totally Obscene Sonnetts Petrified Nietzsche
*Roses? Twelve offered. Suitor proposed nicely.
*Rump tender often? See Proctologist now!
*Really? Ten orgasms?? Someone's pretty naughty.
*Running the only sadomasochism parlor nearby.
*Rip Torn, or studly Paul Newman?
*Red tights, orange shoes, pink nightie.
*Rarely, Toni Organizes Socks. Perfectly Natural.
*Really Toby Only Seems Paranoid, Needy.
*Rusty, Tarnished. Olga's Spoons. Polished Never.


Well, I'm sure if Mr M were judging, he'd choose that "studly Paul Newman" one. You know, Mr M has a thang for Paul. But he's not judging, I am.

And so, two honorable mentions this week. First is LilyG's "Read this, o sagacious pundit: neener!" Because frankly, it's downright knee-slapping hilarious anytime Lily uses the words neener, weener, or nanny nanny poo poo.

Honorable mention #2 goes to Kellie with "Rusty, Tarnished. Olga's Spoons. Polished Never." Because not only is it a good acro, but I've seen Olga's spoons, and they're a smudgy disgrace.

Our runner-up award goes to MSAGRO with his "Rump tender often? See Proctologist now!" His proposal with the roses one was sweet, but this one made me laugh and wince at the same time.

But our esteemed winner this week is Michelle with her "Renal Telepathics Only See Peeing Nuns." It's clever, it's funny, it says "I'm an acro star."

So, congratulations to Michelle and everyone else. See you next week, I hope.