Five Kickass Songs With Even More Kickass Opening Lines

1. Here comes Johnny in again, with liquor and drugs - Iggy Pop, "Lust for Life"
2. I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me - the Beatles, "Norwegian Wood"
3. I wish you'd known me when I was alive; I was a funny fella - Elvis Costello, "God's Comic"
4. Monday gonna take a ride on the N train down to Coney Island, with the money I saved, gonna get me engraved - Fountains of Wayne, "Red Dragon Tattoo"
5. Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools - spineless swine, cemented minds - the Smiths, "Headmaster Ritual"