Acrowinners

Well, the time has come to break hearts and make stars. But before we do that, let me just ponder something....

Why is it that everyone from Hawaii has this undying need to do that stupid "hang loose" hand signal every five minutes? God, do they not realize how completely annoying that is?

OK, back to the matter at hand.

Tonight's letters were T L K N R E Y. The entries:

*Tim loves kudos. Now Robbins' ego -- yecch.
*Teens, losers, kids. Numbing reality everywhere -- yawn.
*That lousy "k". Necessarily restrictive -- exceeds "y".
*The lowland kilts never really embarrass you.
*Those lousy kleptos nearly robbed Ephriam's yarmulke.
*The Lion King? Newly released every year.
*Talking Lionfish. Kind Nemo. Really Exciting. Yippee!
*Tell Laura Kaufman No! Red Eggs Yucky!
*The Last King Never Really Enjoyed Yams.
*Thanks, Leo Kottke, nobody's recently entertained Yukonners.
*That lout Keannu ......... nnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ........... Reeves: execrable yob.
*Tonight's lineup: Kevin Nealon reads "Everybody's Yiddish!"
*Try lowering kilt. Nads revealed, exposing yourself.
*Ten little kids? Never relaxing. Eight yelling.
*Trojans lubricated keenly. Nice rapid entry yearned.
*Triumphant little Keanu needs really excellent yodel.
*Tell Larry King - no reaming excreting yaks!

OK, let's get right to it.

Honorable mention this week goes to MSAGRO with "Ten little kids? Never relaxing. Eight yelling." A statement that strikes fear into my heart.

Runner up this week is the lovely LilyG with a timely and hopefully not true "Tim loves kudos. Now Robbins' ego -- yecch." Well, I guess all those actors have big egos.

Winner this week goes to the funny and absolutely true deepfatfriar's "The Lion King? Newly released every year." Take that, Eisner! haHA!

Thanks to all who played. See you next week. Same acrotime, same acrochannel.