Blogstipation

Conversation that took place tonight between Mr M and I:

Bruce says: Blog yet?
Bet says: nope. stuck for idea.

[an hour passes]

Bet says: it's official. i have blogstipation tonight.
Bruce says: Okay.
Bruce says: We'll have to use a supblogsitory.
Bet says: ewwww. could i just take some milk of blognesia?
Bruce says: Yup.
Bet says: This is my blog.

And so it is.