The Bearded Bard

Some of you may or may not know this, but my buddy DeepFatFriar has a very unique talent. He can, on demand, produce a limerick on any subject, for any occasion.

Tonight, he, Mr M and I were discussing the merits or lack thereof of fondue (which the Friar had just indulged in), and Mr M challenged him to produce a fondueish limerick. He succeeded:

I've just had an all-night fondue
I started with cheese. Wouldn't you?
And beef in hot oil
With my favorite goil
But the horseradish made her achoo.

Wow. Now, that's talent.