Acrowinners!

Finally, and no thanks to a certain communications company, we have us some acrowinners. Sorry for the technical delays, but sometimes things just can't be helped.

Let's get right to it. The topic was "The Moon in June." The letters were Y A S L. The entries:

*Yonder, a summertime Luna
*Youngsters admire satellite -- lovers!
*Yeats admired solstice, languishing.
*You all suck lemons!
*Young aspiring smutty lovers
*Yelping, Ashton smooched Liza
*Yon Ass Shines Lunarly
*Y'all Arise! Summer's Lovely!
*Yuri, Astronaut, Saw Lawns.
*Yippee! Apollo spaceship landed.
*Young and simply Lovely.
*Yearnings' all summers length.
*Yonder apparition seems lunaresque.
*Years ago, ‘stranauts landed.
*Yes, a silvery light.
*You actually seem lycanthropic.
*Young Adam, suffering lunacy.
*Yearning a Stewart lassoing. (Maybe Stenns will get that.)
*yon all see luna
*yellow as sun languishes
*yet, as spring lingers
*Yonder, A Sailor Looks.
*Yelling at, singing loudy.
*Yeilding A Soft Light.

And now, without further ado, may I now introduce, fresh from the land of eternal (computer) darkness....Mr M!

Bet was surprised that I chose "The Moon in June" as a subject. Seems she thought that I am made up of nothing but rusty nails and broken glass, with little appreciation for the poetic. Well, all I had to say about that is, "What the hell are you talking about? I'm just as sensitive as the next guy, goddamn it. Anyway, Who do you think YOU are, Emily Goddamn Dickenson?"

Well, anyway, let's not bicker now that I'm in my sensitive mode.

We have two winners today.

The winner in the "Not Funny" category is Flipsycab with her Yes, a silvery light. Just too poetic for words, even though they're words(or something like that).

The winner in the "Funny" category is Bet with her Yon Ass Shines Lunarly.

Runner up is Mike with his "You actually seem lycanthropic." (I can envision a Rogerian shrink "reflecting feelings" with this phrase as the client's hair, teeth, and claws start growing.)

Good job, folk.

Signing off.

Mr. M. (Not to be confused with Capt. A.)