Acrochallenge!

Hello, hello, hello, boys and girls. Welcome to this week's I'm-still-hanging-on-for-dear-life-Bet-hasn't-pulled-the-plug-on-me-yet edition of Acromania!

The dishy Michelle is going to be our guest judge this week. And the dishy Michelle - as she would - has a very appropriate topic for us. Her chosen topic is "Things You Can Do Naked." Hmm. For some of you folks, I think that would include "anything."

The other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that fits the topic and also matches the letters below, drawn randomly from the acrobasket. Mitchie will be judging around 9pmish est tomorrow night. Then all will be revealed. I mean, really. All will be revealed.

So, this week's topic is "Things You Can Do Naked." The letters are:

Y M G L I

Now, get your clothes off and get acroing!

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Whiny-baby Americans. Already three loser American athletes have called cheats. No wonder the world hates us.
* I've found a commercial I like. For Adidas, where, through the miracle of techno, a little girl competes on the parallel bars with Nadia Commaneci. It almost makes up for those horrendous "You're faster than you think" Nike ads.
* I tried my best to watch a water polo match. My God. I enjoyed surgery more; at least it had morphine.