Acrowinners!

Ahhhh, it's Tuesday night, and there's acro in the air. Acrowinners, that is.

Our judge this week is the dishy Michelle, who came up with the dishy topic, "Things You Can Do Naked." Our letters this week were Y M G L I. The entries:

*Yank my gorgeous little imp.
*Yachting, moon/goose Long Island.
*Yak mounting (giving love insistently).
*Yodeling? Maybe gin? Let's investigate.
*You make good loving impressive.
*Yo-yo-ing may generate longer instrument.
*Yoga, mime, gymnastics - list infinite.
*Yowza! Mowing grass! Less interference!
*You're maybe getting laid, idiot!
*You. Me. Glenn. Leather. Interested?
*Yugoslavian massage: gotta love it.
*Yodel melodiously, giddily leaping immodestly.
*You may get lewd, indecent.
*Yoga, macarena, gardening: lustiness inducing.
*Young men get lively, indeed.
* You'll make good lovin' immediately.
*Young Michelle, garments lost, illustrates.
*Yardwork, maybe get Linux installed.

Wow, again, I'm glad I'm not judging because I totally love, well, a lot of these. Michelle will have her work cut out for her. And here she is now, with her selections:

Sorry the judging was late today, Acrofans, but after reading these entries, I had to take a good, long, cold shower. I love my showerhead - it has lots of different speeds and attachments. Really, that thing will scratch any itch you want. Goodness, I'm getting waterlogged just thinking about it!

Ahem... so tonight's runners up are: Mike's "Yardwork, maybe get Linux installed." Ah.. there's nothing like some good geek lovin'.

Second runner up is Nyssa with her "Yodel melodiously, giddily leaping immodestly" This made laff.

One more runner up, cuz it was soooo good is DFF's "Yak mounting (giving love insistently)." I don't think I've ever heard of a sexual fantasy involving a yak. Good job, DFF!

And now, the winner, who had the most titillating acro was......... Nyssa's "You. Me. Glenn. Leather. Interested?" All I can say is, "yes, yes, YES" Way to go, Nyssa, and to the rest of you, thanks for playing!

Well, and there you have it. Now, please - put your clothes back on, OK?

Betland's Olympic Update
* Women's Beach Volleyball. Their "uniforms." Shit, why don't they just play stark naked? And those God-awful blasts of rock music they play during the 10 and 20 second breaks in the action. Who invented this sport?
* According to a "human interest" story about the original Greek Olympics, as we all already knew, the athletes competed naked (and that's without beach volleyball), but they told us too that not only was prostitution "rampant, but also sanctioned." I like it! Tiffany: The Official Whore of the US Boxing Team.