Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Acrowinners!

Hello, hello. We have entries! Now we'll soon have winners!

So, the topic was "Oh, and PS, Lord...." The letters, O L O U K. The entries:

*Obliterate lousy umpires of kickball.
*Overrule logic. Upend our karma.
*Orthodontize Lucy's ugly overbite. 'Kay?
*...obliterate Larry's ugly, odoriferous kilts.
*...only let us observe Krizzer.
*...overturn legalities until Osama's killed.
*...Oh, Liza underestimated our kindling.
*...Ostracize Leslie Ugums, our king.
*...Overlook latest undulating occurance, kay?
*Orient Little Umbrellas Open. Kicky.
*Only Listen Ukuleles, Oboes, Kettledrums
*Open Luther's Urinal. Ostracized Kid.
*Overlook lusts using only kleenex.
*Or, let us only kiss.
*O lord, unembowel obstinate kettledrummer.
*Overlook lighting up on Kwanza.
*O'Neill laughingly urinated on Kobe.
*Orthodox loungwear's uncomfortable. Ok kimonos!

Wow, lots of entries!

First of all, this week's Honorable Mention goes to Jellybean, with her "Oh, and PS, Lord: only let us observe Krizzer." I'm all for that!

Runner-up this week goes to She Who Must Only Be Observed, Krizzer, with "Oh, and PS, Lord: Overlook lighting up on Kwaanza." Hey, if you gotta light up, you gotta light up. I'm sure He understands that.

And this week's winner, the grand prize, the big potato, goes to Venice, and her prayer of elementary schoolboys everywhere, "Oh, and PS, Lord: Obliterate lousy umpires of kickball." I can just see the kid praying that.

Good job, all! Huzzah, huzzah, another week of Acro is complete.

Betland's Olympic Update:
* There's a jury deciding the fate of the gold medal of gymnast Paul Hamm as we speak. Give it up, guys! The Olympics are over, you gave him a medal. Suck it up and start thinking about correcting things for the next time, not replaying this one. Geeez, I can't believe this is still going on. Then again, I guess yall can't believe Betland's Olympic Update is still going on.

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