For Your Safety

As the few of you who've been here this afternoon may have noticed, there's something of a new feature here.

We at Betland are doing this because we care about you, the reader. So we, in conjunction with the Director of the Department of Betland Security, have devised an alert system to keep the public informed of the severity of Bet's mood/psyche at any given time.

As you can see to your right, visitors to Betland are in luck at this time. Bet is "Dormant," and there's no reason to fear. As this changes, the Betgoing public will be duly informed, so their visit will be safer and, in turn, more fun.

Who else cares about you like we do?

(Thanks to Asst Director of the DBS Mr M for his graphics.)