Great Commercial

There's a great commercial on TV for a lawyer in town. He's offering to sue on behalf of anyone who's suffered from taking Vioxx. It says, and I quote:

"If, after taking Vioxx, you have suffered a heart attack, stroke, blood clots, or even death, please call our offices."

Betland's Olympic Update:
* I hurt and my feet are cold. I need to go to bed.