Acrowinner!

Notice the lack of a plural in the title.

And now over to TheFriar himself:

Well, it's 9:00 PM FET (fruitcake eating time), and apparently the fruitcake was more fatal than I intended. But we had a contest, and all prizes must be awarded.

So the honorable mention is Lily G. for "Lily eat? Egads! Only anorexic." Thanks for trusting us enough to share.

The runner-up prize goes to Lilly G. for "Less energy expended opposing argument." Because I can't quite parse this entry, I like it anyway.

And the winner this week is, surprise surprise, Lilly G. for "Liked eating exciting oval ambrosia." Sounds like she gets her fruitcake the same place I get mine. God bless Lily G. and the monks at Holy Cross Abbey.

Thanks DeepFatFriar, and thanks, LilyG.