Proof Positive Horoscopes Are A Bunch of Crap

Pisces:

Here's another nice, quiet day for you -- the stuff that lovely memories are made of. The heavens are primed for romance, tenderness and the exchange of truly meaningful words. Your best bet is to spend as much of your time as you possibly can with someone who shares your affectionate feelings. You know exactly who to invite along for the ride. Get on the phone.

Yeah, right.

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Looks like other certain branches of my family tree are not having a good day today, as evidenced by the below:



Tatum? Glad he's a kid of good nature. The ribbing must have started about homeroom.