Monday, July 11, 2005

Acrochallenge!

Hello, world, and welcome to another it's-Monday-so-she'll-again-be-dipping-her-hand-into-the-nether-regions-of-the-acrobasket round of acromania!

I've been a little worried lately. As you might have guessed. I was almost dead lately (three different ways but I promise I'll shut up about that now), I had no automobile lately, and I now I have an automobile but will be in debt not only lately but way into the forseeable future and beyond. Hey, anyone smell an acrotopic?

Yes, this week's acrotopic shall be, "So, What Are You Worried About Lately?"

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that not only matches the topic, but also the letters below, which are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. And just for the record, the above was a joke. I've never once touched the acrobasket's nether regions. His wife wouldn't approve. Then tomorrow at around 10pm est I shall be naming the winners, who won't have a care in the world, and, well, the rest of you can sit around with your furrowed brows.

So, this week's topic is "So, What Are You Worried About Lately?" The letters:

Y D O N S

OK, guys, don't worry - acro!

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Commercial alerts: First up, Always maxi pads seem to have yet another wrinkle of modern technology attached to them (will the wonders of maxi pad improvement never cease?), some sort of comfy blankie atop the pad that will make a woman think her special area is floating on a cloud. But along with the new & improved pad comes a new & improved catchphrase for Always. "Always: Have a Happy Period." Now, I know that blankie may be comfy, but come on....
* There's another commercial out there for one of the heartburn pills. Tagamet, Prilosec, something. One of the over-the-counter ones. It's a fast talking, fast walking guy telling us how he doesn't have time for anything normal. "One-hour photo? Too slow. Fast food? Not fast enough." So he doesn't have time for your normal run-of-the-mill Rolaids or Tums, he has to have this new wonder pill for his heartburn. And while the announcer talks up the pill and they're showing the box, above the box in small letters it says, "Take 30-60 minutes before meals." Yeah! That's fast!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y D O N S

1. Yodeling dildos on new skidoos.
2. Young Dervishes on noisy subways.
3. Yuengling drunks ordering no-name Scotch.

9:21 PM  
Blogger bitterspice said...

1) Yellow doodoo on new shoes.
2) Young debutante opined, "Nothing's sacred."
3) You dented our neighbor's Subaru.

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yuengling"?

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.yuengling.com/

9:51 PM  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

You don’t obliberate nices states.
Yahoos doing only nasty stuff.
Yearning, desire originality, nothing special.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y D O N S

Young Dr. Oppenheimer's nuclear studies.

Yes doing only newer stuff.

Yalies dumping on Northeastern students.

Mike

6:55 PM  
Blogger Lily said...

Youth despairing, only now shattered.

You damn onager nincompoop schmuck.

Yes, day's over. Now sleep?

7:09 PM  

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