Acrochallenge!

Hello, everyone. You, you, and you two, and yes, even you. And welcome to another of the treats of delight known as acromania.

Gliding, sliding, jumping, spinning. Ruffles, silk collars cut to the navel, and more make-up than one should ever wear. Yes, welcome to the world of figure skating.

It's that time of year again, and remember, this is an Olympic Year. (Olympic Updates in earnest? Could it be?) So in honor of those who go from a twizzle spin right into a triple chocolate frappe with a twist, our acrotopic this week is "Figure Skating."

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that not only matches the topic above, but also the letters below, which are, as always, randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket once had a very embarrassing moment doing a camel spin, but he asked that I didn't tell you about it. So I won't. Interesting though it was. I mean, you'd really like the story, I promise. But I guess I shouldn't say anything. Too bad though, really. Then tomorrow night about 10pm est I shall be judging and announcing the winners, who will receive a punch square in the face from Tonya Harding.

This week's topic, "Figure Skating." The letters:

G N E F N B A

Now - go spin those letters.

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Sherman and I are reading my latest acquisition, "Cassie Loves Beethoven," by none other than Alan F Arkin himself. A book report will follow.