Acrochallenge!

Hello, acroers! And welcome to another cold, rainy Monday edition of acromania.

You know, everyone's favorite "was supposed to be dead 25 years ago but is still hangin' in there like nobody's business" celebrity, Keith Richards, fell and hurt his head. And I just read where he's got to have surgery on it to make it all better.

Can you imagine what a fascinating experience that will be for those doctors? I mean, opening up the cranium of Keith Richards and having 40 years of psychedelic trips come oozing out? I wouldn't be surprised to find out that it's like that episode of Monty Python where they do surgery on a guy and there's a whole commune of hippie squatters living inside him.

And so this week's acrotopic is, "So What Will Come Oozing Out Of Keith Richards's Head?"

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that not only matches the topic above, but also the letters below which are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket has no head. His brain is located throughout his many strands of wicker. Then tomorrow night at 10pm est I shall be reading over the entries and choosing the winners, who will receive an autographed picture of ... me! What, you think I could get one of Keith Richards? He's in the hospital having head surgery, for cryin' out loud. The non-winners can have an autographed picture of me, too. Autographs of me all around!

Again, the topic is, "So What Will Come Oozing Out Of Keith Richards's Head?" The letters:

B P O E E

Now, stop playing air guitar and get to acroing.

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