Monday, September 18, 2006

Acrochallenge!

Hello, letter lovers. It's Monday, and you know what that means. Another round of acromania.

I walked again tonight, and the humidity took me by the throat and wouldn't let go. And the gnats who seem to love the humidity so much, well, you know how a dog's eyes get in the heat of the summer? Not pretty to be sure, but mine were approaching it when I came off my last lap.

So this week's acrotopic was going to be "Humidity." But then I figured, hey, you just can't do a lot with humidity. So how about the all-encompassing "Embarrassing Weather Phenomena." Were you once downwind of a cow field? (If you were at a Virginia Tech home football game, you were.) Did the thunder once make your grandma wet her pants? Spill it all here, friends.

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that not only matches the topic above, but also the letters below which are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket once had a very embarrassing weather moment. After a tornado, his wicker ended up, well, ended up someplace it wasn't supposed to be. That's all he'll let me divulge. Then at 10pm est tomorrow night I shall be reading the entries and naming the winners, who will receive a new umbrella, and the non-winners, who'll just stand there in the rain like, well, like non-winners.

So, the topic: "Embarrassing Weather Phenomena." The letters:

D U R P R F

Now, stop looking at that high-pressure system and acro.

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Ummmmm. Ummmmmm. I'm stumped. Oh!
* We record the Hucklebug tonight! I'd better get moving!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drenching Unending Rain. Parade Route Flooded.
Died. Ursulas Red Petunias. Reckless Frost!
During Unrelenting Rain, Panties Ruined. Fizzlesticks.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Lily said...

Deluged. Unbelievable round pellets -- rain flatulence?

Despite umbrella, rosy panties revealed -- fwoof!

Donna understimated radar path. Result? Flooded.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Dizzying undercurrents rumbling past, raucously farting.
Drunken, ubiquitous rain prancing round fire.
Darting under roofs prevents raindrop fellatio.

8:07 PM  

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