Monday, January 08, 2007

Acrochallenge!

Woo Hoo! Here it is, my babies, the first acromania of 2007. So get your acro on and play.

Yes, it had to be done. It's the first one of the year. You know, as a rule I learned long ago not to make New Year's resolutions. I never keep them, then for the rest of the year (usually 11 months of it), stamp a big "F" for "Failure" on my forehead, then sit around thinking of what might have been.

But some of you might make them. Or have. Everyone's made one on some year or other. So this week's acrotopic shall be, "The Worst New Year's Resolution I Ever Made." Remember that time you resolved to eat the Christmas fruitcake by yourself, in one sitting? The year you resolved to kill Aunt Martha with a pen knife? The year you swore you'd never drive under 70mph? Yes, those.

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that not only matches the topic above, but also the letters below which are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket's resolution is to only give me z's and x's this year. We'll see. Then tomorrow night at 10pm est I shall be reading the entries and naming the winners, who will, as usual, receive the prize of knowing they were the best acroer of the week, and the non-winners, who, as usual, will bitch and moan about their placement.

So the topic, "The Worst New Year's Resolution I Ever Made." The letters:

E M T R A

So there you go. Start acroing!

Betland's Olympic Update:
* The acrobasket's resolution is already *pbbbbt!*

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

E M T R A

earn money toweling red asses
even more toking righteous atshitshi (aka marijuana)
eat many triple roasted artichokes

12:02 AM  
Blogger Lily said...

Expected Motrin to relieve agoraphobia

Eat more to repel Adam

Expectorate my throat really agressively

6:59 PM  
Blogger stennie said...

1. (from Jan. 2002) Every morning, trim Rimsey's anus-hair.
2. (from Jan. 1999) Eat more, train rarely, asphyxiate.
3. (from Jan. 1978) Every Monday, taunt random alcoholic.

7:05 PM  
Blogger Bet said...

This in from DeepFatFriar, via messenger, at 8:57pm

Eat more tasty rats' asses.
Eliminate my two remaining arteries.
Emit microwave terrawatt radiation anally

11:26 PM  

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