Hey! Speaking of Colleges We Hate...
Q: What has 10,000 eyes and 32 teeth?
A: The first row at a West Virginia University football game.
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Q: What does a girl at Michigan say after sex?
A: Get off me, dad, yer crushin' my smokes.
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Knoxville Tn?
A: A UT huddle.
Q: There are 4 UT football players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
It was reported today that the artificial turf at the UT Stadium is being replaced because the team play much better on "grass".
Two UK fans were out hunting when a bird flew overhead and took a dunp on one of them.
The first Wildcat fan says, "You want me to run back to the trailer park and get some toilet paper"
The second one says, "Don't bother. That bird will be long gone by the time you get back."
Hear about the Wva fan who lost $50 on the football game?
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
: What does a tornado and a Virginia cheerleader have in common?
A: They both eventually end up in a trailer park.
Q: Why was the UT football team late for their last game in Nashville?
A: Every time their bus passed a sign that said 'Clean Restrooms', they did.
Somehow I'm thinking that someone who lives in a town where the greater portion of the town is across the border of a certain state should be VERY careful about the jokes one tells. Didn't mean I didn't giggle, though.
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