Acrochallenge!

Hello, Monday acroers, and welcome to another round of acromania.

I did a lot of laughing over the weekend. I did more laughing over incredibly dumb things. So, let's do some dumb giggling for this week's acrochallenge. Just answer the question - "Why Do Firemen Wear Red Suspenders?" Simple enough.

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can that not only matches the topic above, but also the letters below, which are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket doesn't wear any color suspenders, but he has two small handles. Then tomorrow night at 10:00 est I shall be reading the entries and naming the winners and non-winners. And probably giggling.

So, the topic, "Why Do Firemen Wear Red Suspenders?" The letters:

G H K V J

And there you have it. Hike up your pants and acro.

Betland's Olympic Update:
* I can't seem to get caught up on my sleep. It's all I've done since Sunday morning, and all I want to do.