Acrochallenge!

Hello, lovers of letters. Anyone up for a round of acromania?

One of the reasons I haven't been around much lately is that I'm spending a fair amount of time practicing the clarinet. See, my clarinet friend Mary and I are playing a duet-solo with the mighty and feared (well, mainly just feared) B'burg Community Band at this year's Spring Concert. We don't know where we're having the concert (B'burg High School's roof fell in and it's unusable for the foreseeable future), or when (we're probably going to have to move the date because we can't find a place to have it on the original scheduled date).

But still, I'm practicing at home, and Mary and I are practicing together.

Now, here's an aside.

Milo is a howler. Well, he is when he hears a clarinet. When I play at home, when Mr M and I do duets, when Mary came here to practice, when I listen to any kind of clarinet music at home or in the car, he howls. I don't know, I still find it funny, it makes Mr M extremely angry, but it makes no difference, he howls and no one's going to stop him. In fact, I was just listening to a recording of our recent Saturday practice right here, and Milo, jumping around and playing with his latest squeaky toy, was also howling away during the play.

And so this week's acrotopic - Why Does Milo Howl When He Hears A Clarinet?

All the other rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can, one that not only matches the topic above, but also the letters below. The letters are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket is more of an English horn fan himself. Then tomorrow night at 10:00 est I shall be reading the entries and naming the winners.

So, the topic, Why Does Milo Howl when He Hears A Clarinet?

The letters:

G O T S T

So there you go. Answer my question with an acro!

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