Acrochallenge!

Hello, lovers of letters - welcome to another round of acromania.

Tonight's acro involves Milo. See, around here, spring is in the air. And with that comes nice walks after work. We've been having lovely walks, and this is because of Miss Rosie at Milo's alma mater, the Hi D Ho Academy. See, Miss Rosie taught me something I was doing quite wrong. When you take your doggie for a walk, it's supposed to be fun for the doggie, not walking right at your side with slack in the leash. Mr (or Ms) Doggie needs to romp and explore. Once I realized that, our walks have become lots of fun.

So we walk, and Milo explores the grass along the route, the telephone poles (he's about 50% on leg-lifting there), and he sniffs around old drink cups, cigarette packages, and food bags assholes have thrown out their windows on the street. He's investigated old car parts and beer bottles, moldy hamburger buns and plastic bags. It all creeps me out, but Milo seems to think it's Disneyland.

So tonight's acro - "What's The Worst Thing You Can Have Your Doggie Investigate On A Walk?"

All the rules are the same. Everyone gets three entries to come up with the best acronym they can, one that matches not only the topic above, but the letters below. The letters are randomly drawn from the acrobasket. The acrobasket often finds clothespins, remote controls, and hair accessories in his basket. Then tomorrow night at 10:00 est I shall be reading the entries and naming the winners.

So, the topic? "What's The Worst Thing You Can Have Your Doggie Investigate On A Walk?" The letters:

S E G A T E

So there. Crate your pet and play acro!

Betland's Olympic Update
* Still practicing the clarinet. The spring concert's just a couple of weeks away.