Goodbye, Cruel Mix - CD Mix Exchange Track Listing

Well, hello, music lovers! Remember all those blogs I've done in the past with track listings for the Great CD Mix Exchanges I've participated in? We just completed CD Mix #10, and it's the final one. Stennie, Mix Mistress, decided to stop at 10. It's a nice round number. She's offered the hosting duties to anyone else who wants to take it over, but no one has taken her up on it. I don't blame them. Mix Mistress is a cruel job.

Anyway, CDs went out in the mail Monday, so if you're participating and you haven't received my CD yet, you may want to wait till you've listened to continue ahead. If you have received, or didn't participate and find the idea interesting, please, by all means, read on.

By the way, Mix #10 was a do-over, using all categories that have been used in previous mixes.

1. Song with the same title as #20. (This is two completely different songs with the same title.) "Cannonball," The Breeders. I had a couple of choices for this couplet of songs, but I narrowed it down quickly because I had a very special wish for the CD (you'll read about that later). I thought I was going to have to use a song I'd used before to make that dream come true. Then! I just did a search of song titles and found this one. "Hey! I remember that song - I liked that song! Holy crap - I have that song!" And so it was cemented. If I may say myself, it's a good way to open up a CD Mix, too.

2. Epic - song that could be a movie. "Bottomless Lake," John Prine. I had so much fun with this category last time I had all kinds of songs left over. But what to use? I had two John Prine songs in line, but for some reason I can just see this story in front of me, this story of a family traveling happily along on vacation when their car slides into a bottomless lake. It's not nearly as gruesome as it sounds. Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

3. Song you would use to tell someone you love them. "Diamond Edge," Faith Gibson. Oh, the story behind #3. I had a song I desperately wanted to use, and so I requested to Stennie to please add this category, and she kindly did. And so I put that song in this slot and was happy. Until I realized that song also fit another of her categories! Happy day, I got to move it (sorry, Stennie, I know you hate this category) and use this song here. Which actually is more fitting for me. It's a perfect warning to anyone who might be deciding to fall in love with me. But as I said on my CD sleeve, he'd understand perfectly, and we'd live semi-happily ever after.

4. Kickass cover song. "Creep," Richard Cheese. Ahhh, kickass cover. It's been on every single CD Mix. It's like our little brother going away to college. We'll miss it. I heard this song over the weekend in my friend Russell's car. It made me laugh, a loungey, Frank Sinatraesque take on the mopey Radiohead classic, then I pretty much forgot about it. Till the night before the Mix Mailout, then I realized I couldn't resist.

5. Title track - song that's the title track from an album. "Song Up in Her Head," Sarah Jarosz. I'm just discovering Sarah Jarosz, my friend Seth plays her occasionally on his radio program. She's an incredibly talented young lady, and I really wanted to use something by her on the Mix. Lo and behold, my favorite of hers just happens to be the title track! (And my second favorite was a cover, so I was pretty well OK in the Sarah Jarosz dept.)

6. Song with a parenthetical title. "I Like You (Because You Don't Make Me Nervous)," Alan Arkin. Yep, this is it. Lord have mercy, the story of this song. I've had this obscure single for some time, but at the time of the first Mix (which had that "tell someone you love them" category), I didn't have the capacity to turn vinyl into mp3. When I did, I could not seem to fit it into any category on the Mix. I kept saving it for the perfect moment, and that moment never seemed to come. So I asked Stennie (again, Stennie, terribly sorry) to include the "tell someone you love them" category again. Well, at least I got to use it. My fandom of Mr Arkin aside, I adore this song. It's just perfect. "You'll do - my blood pressure's normal." Hey, even Mr M loves this song. It's universal!

7. Instrumental song. "Fiddle Faddle," Trio de Clarone. Now, what better instrumental to include for the final Mix than one chockfull of clarinets? "Fiddle Faddle" is the old Leroy Anderson chestnut, but give it to a bunch of clarinet players accompanied by a cheesy organ, and you have a novelty tune for the ages.

8. A holiday song. "Union Maid," Old Crow Medicine Show. I only had one thing in mind for this category - not to use a Christmas song. I did that last time. Thing is, I was having trouble coming up with a non-Christmas holiday song. Then I heard this one in the car one night, and Labor Day had just passed, and I realized this is the Labor Day Anthem. It's a hopped-up version of the old Woody Guthrie worker's classic.

9. Song whose title has alliteration. "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap," AC/DC. Well, as I said on the CD sleeve, this is the most alliteration I own. The last time this category appeared on the Mix, I remembered the song about 8 hours after I'd mailed my CDs out. So when it appeared this time, there was no question. Interesting aside: The Sauerkraut Band gig I played last weekend, there was a cover band who did this. It was interesting for the crowd, I'm sure, watching the band rock out to this all while seeing the SKB at the side of the stage, in dirndls and lederhosen, singing along and rocking out too.

10. Spell it out - song that spells. "I Stand Accused," Elvis Costello. I'm not sure anything will beat Mike's "Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E" from last time, so I was starting with a handicap. Last time I used "Ragg Mopp," and I flirted with using its parody song by Allen Sherman, "Ratt Fink," but I've been listening to "Get Happy" a bit lately and used this one with its short blast of spelling at the end. Speaking of short blasts, I love this song. Two minutes of soul stomping, with Elvis throwing in every corny legal phrase he can.

11. Song with the same title as a famous book or movie. "Billy Budd," Morrissey. Ahhh, Morrissey. Mr Mope. I am an unabashed, unapologetic Smiths fan, and I like a lot less of his solo stuff, but I'm fond of this one because the guitar reminds me of the old Johnny Marr Smiths days. Nice to know Morrissey would happily lose both his legs in this one. Some years before he would be happy to have a double decker bus crash into he and his significant other.

12. Song about food. "Carve That Possum," Southern Culture on the Skids. I'm sure there are many food songs out there, I mean, everyone else has one on their CDs, but I had to once again turn to SCOTS for mine. Let's see, "Banana Puddin'," "Eight Piece Box," "Fried Chicken and Gasoline," "Too Much Pork For Just One Fork," and the ode to Captain's Wafers and Little Debbie cakes, "Camel Walk." This one was just weird enough, though, to be my pick. I actually shortened it a bit, this song goes on for-fucking-ever. They love them some possum.

13. Fashion police - song about an article of clothing. "The Dressing Song," Michael Feinstein. This is a song I've used before, but I figured on the last Mix, let's go all out. No clothing song beats this little ditty from the movie "The 5000 Fingers of Dr T" that's practically obscene in its love for clothes. In fact, I think when I used it before, it was for "deadly sins," and I picked it as "lust." Every other song I had in mind I found myself saying, "No, this isn't anywhere near as good as 'The Dressing Song.'" Anyway, there might have been some Mixers who missed it the first time around.

14. Spoken word recording. "Tormenting Alan Arkin," Kevin Pollack. Actor/comedian Kevin Pollack does a great impression of Mr Arkin. After listening to this, I hope he never learns to do one of me.

15. Song with a one-word title. "Pepper," The Butthole Surfers. The first time I ever heard these guys I was in a car with my sister listening to college radio. "Lady Sniff" came on the air and we almost ran off the road from laughing. ("Woman! Bring me my bacon!") I had forgotten all about this song until the last Mix, when I toyed with using it as my "song that would make a good movie." I toyed with it again, and realized it was a one-word title. And so here it is.

16. Human anatomy 101 - song about a body part. "Genitalia of a Fool," Glenn Tilbrook. Well, my last anatomy song was "Boobs a Lot," so why not keep with a theme? This poor guy, who thought he would find love by getting naked, but found something altogether different.

17. Song about a family member. "My Old Man," the Bad Livers. I pretty much had another song cemented here from the beginning, but then I started to think. You know, I think a lot. It's not necessarily a good thing. What I started to think is that as much as I wanted to use it, it's not necessarily about a family member. It's about being related. So I looked some more and remembered this song. I like it - he loves his dad, but doesn't use flowery odes to tell us that.

18. Song you like by an artist you can't stand. "Forever," Chris Brown. Last time this category appeared, it was a piece of cake. I used the only Doors song I like. That used, I had nothing else to work with. Until I thought about this song, which is used in the You Tube video everyone's now seen. (In case you haven't, please go here and prepare to be filled with happiness.) I don't really know anything else by Chris Brown, but the category is simply "can't stand," and I figure anyone who'll beat up his girlfriend, act all sorry about it, then go out on the town surrounded by scantily clad women would probably be someone I can't stand. So there.

19. Amnesty song - something you wanted to use but couldn't fit it in. "She Left Me For Jesus," Hayes Carll. I really wanted to stick this song somewhere before the Mix ended, because it cracks me up and I wanted everyone else to hear it. It didn't fit anywhere this time or last, but I figure this is a "song I wouldn't want to listen to in front of Mom" and a "song whose character I don't like." Was there a category for "really pretty offensive song?" It would fit that too.

20. Song with the same title as #1. "Cannonball," The Hackensaw Boys. Yes, it was my fondest wish for the Mix, to end it all with those merry pranksters of jet-fueled bluegrass, that traveling minstrel show, my favorite band. I'm not sure why I chose the live version of this, maybe because some of you had already heard the album version. A train as the metaphor for world destruction, and the way things are going right now, not a bad song to end on.

The Mix was always fun, always maddening, always caused serious hinkiness for me at some point or other. And I was telling Patrick last night, the great thing about it is you'll get one person's CD and it will be full of familiar songs that make you smile and say, "Oh, yeah!" and another's will be full of songs you've never heard before and you start writing down track numbers to go back and listen again and learn them and make them your own.

Goodbye, cruel Mix!

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Well, my little Milo enjoyed his last night of official manhood last night. He got the snip-snip today. While they were at it they removed two puppy teeth that had doggie teeth growing over top of them, so my free neutering cost $52. Oh, how I love that doggie.

What Did The Zero Say To The Eight?

Yes, it's CD Mix Exchange time again, and the CDs for Mix Exchange 8 went out in the mail last Monday. And if you got one of my CDs and it was titled "Nice Belt!" that is indeed the answer to, "What did the zero say to the eight?"

After 8 CD Mixes, the challenge gets greater. But I forged ahead and did my best to the latest round of song categories given to us by our Mixmistress Stennie.

Here's the official track listing for "Nice Belt!"

1. Title track - Any song that is also the title of the album from whence it came, such as “Piano Man” from the album "Piano Man." "Hogs on the Highway," the Bad Livers. The late, lamented Bad Livers, whose bluegrass cover of Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" I used as "Kickass Cover Song" on an earlier mix. The only bluegrass band I know who makes use of a tuba from time to time. This song makes me giggle with delight. It's a fun hoedown with one of my favorite song verses ever: "Mama's in the kitchen, fixin' country ham/Brother's in the service, shot in Viet Nam/Lunch is on the table, my cousin's in the jail/Uncle's in the government, he totes the US Mail." I don't know, makes me laugh. Anyway, from, oddly enough, the album "Hogs on the Highway."

2. I Command You - A song title which is a command in the grammatical sense, such as “Don’t Stop” or “Please Please Me.” "Take the Skinheads Bowling," Camper Van Beethoven. I liked this category - you'd be surprised how many songs are actually commands. I chose this out of a list of about eight. I don't have the slightest idea why skinheads are on the lawn or why we should take them bowling, but I sure do love the song.

3. Human Anatomy 101 - A song about a part of the body. "Boobs a Lot," the Holy Modal Rounders. With all apologies to Stennie, who dispises this song. Lots of body part songs, too, I had a long list, and until the last minute had another song in this slot, "Nosey Joe." ("He's ready to stick his - big nose in your business") In fact, that was on my prototype CD. But at the last minute, I just couldn't help myself and switched to this Dr Demento staple from my childhood. It's just a wild-ass free-for-all of bad taste.

4. Song about waiting. "Waitin' In School," Ricky Nelson. As I've said many, many times, and probably right here in this very blog, I think Ricky Nelson is one of the most underrated rock and roll artists of all time. Time seems to have placed him as just a teen idol, but he had some terrific songs and a great voice. And was out there doing his thing when he left us on New Year's Eve, 1985.

5. Novelty song. "Stairway to Gilligan's Island," Little Roger and the Gooseberries. Speaking of Dr Demento, it was on his old radio show I first heard this little gem of a record. Who'd have ever guessed you could take the music from Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" and sing the lyrics to the "Gilligan's Island" theme over top of it - and make it work? It does work, and for me, anyway, the longer it goes on the funnier it gets.

6. Great song on a shit album. "Endicott," Kid Creole and the Coconuts. From the album "In Praise of Older Women," which I never cared for, but as I said on the CD sleeve, I also haven't gone back after 25 or so years to have another listen. I might feel completely differently about it now. I've always been in love with "Endicott," though, the song if not the title character. I will forever think of my sister when I hear this song - although I'm sure it's sung from the point of view of a girl who wants her man to be like Endicott, I always hear it sung from the point of a mother who wants her other son to be like Endicott.

7. Song from 2008. "Alabama High-Test," Old Crow Medicine Show. Boy, these "current year" songs are tough for me. I'm so out of the loop I'm normally at least a year behind. Enter the Dear Nephew! He introduced me to this song, from the OCMS's newly released album "Tennessee Pusher." It's my current favorite, about a poor soul caught with a half-pound of Alabama High-Test as he's heading for the state line. And ends up in a "jump suit, chain gang, shackles on my feet and hands." Poor guy. Not poor me, though - now I get to have all kinds of fun going back and discovering the Old Crow catalog. Thank you, nephew.

8. Song about school. "Baggy Trousers," Madness. Boy, I used to love Madness, and what a string of winners they had in the early to mid 80s. I personally am a little more fond of their earlier stuff, like this one about "naughty boys in nasty schools, having fun and playing fools, smashing up the woodwork tools," and "all the teachers in the pub passing 'round the Ready Rub." The whole song makes me imagine rosy-cheeked little English kids jumping around.

9. This & That - A song with a title using the conjunction “and.” "Skin and Bone," the Kinks. Ahh, the old Kinks. This was in their "Muswell Hillbilly" stage, foot-stompin' faux country. I've always been fond of this song, about Fat Flabby Annie, who was incredibly big, till a fake dietician went and put her on a diet. Now she looks like Skin and Bone! She's oh so thin she's lost all the friends that she had! You can't see her walk by! See what happens when you don't eat no mashed potatoes, don't eat no buttered scones?

10. Dedication: dedicate a song on your mix to someone! "A Little Help From My Friends," the Beatles. Yeah, in a way it's a cop-out, dedicating my song to everyone. But it's true - the more I listened to the lyrics about no worries at the end of the day being alone because of friends, I knew this was the dedication I wanted to make. I would write Ringo Starr and tell him I used this song, but you know, he's not accepting fan mail anymore. Bastard. I can't believe he got that much anyway.

11. Favorite song from the year you graduated high school. "One Way or Another," Blondie. I graduated from high school in 1978, which was a really exciting time for music. Only I wasn't really in on the exciting end of it, I was listening to the same old crap. That's why I had a really hard time deciding between two songs for this. This one, which I didn't discover till probably my freshman year in college, and "Promises," by Eric Clapton, which I actually adored in high school. I still like Eric's, but how could I not go with the Blondie?

12. Song you are most surprised to discover in your CD/MP3 collection. "Rock Island Line," Lonnie Donnegan. It seems every mix has one category that gives me fits. This was the fit inducer this time. I'm not one of these people who has every song in my collection in my ipod, there's not near enough room. I have to place songs there myself. So I'm hard pressed to be surprised. I have one song that I honestly don't know how it made my way to the ipod, it's by a band I don't know, it's a song I don't know, and I have no idea how I got it or why it's there. However, I don't like it, and I wasn't about to put it on the CD. Serendipity! Twice in about the past month, this song has started in the car when the ipod's on shuffle, and I've thought, after the first two notes, "I have 'Proud Mary' in my ipod?" Then I realize it's not "Proud Mary," but this song. Like Ricky Nelson, Lonnie Donnegan, King of Skiffle, also died out there giving it all he had. RIP, Lonnie.

13. Kick-ass cover song. "The Great Atomic Power," Southern Culture on the Skids. Yes, the old favorite, kickass cover song, rears its head again, and after 8 mixes I'm having trouble maintaining the same level of kickassedness with my cover songs. But Southern Culture is rife with good covers, and this one is a blazing cover of the old Louvin Brothers song about The Bomb.

14. Song with your name in the title. "Elizabeth," Zoe Lewis. I had to go looking for a song with my name in the title. I found two, but loved this one. Who cares if it's a lesbian love song. If someone would write a song like this for me, I might lean in that direction for them.

15. Smoking song - a song about smoking, what else? "Tobacco Union," Alan F Arkin. Now, I don't have to have a song by Mr Arkin on every mix I do, but this one seemed to fit. Even with the more than strange reference to people who chew tobacco - in church! Do people do that? Anyway, I chose this song for one reason - because the definitive smoking song for me, Robbie Fulks' "Cigarette State," had already been used in a previous mix. Now there's a song about smoking, dammit!

16. Song about magic. "Miss Macbeth," Elvis Costello. I had a rather tough time on this category as well. When I think "magic," I think the Lovin' Spoonful's "Do You Believe in Magic" and not much else. I was sure someone else in the mix would use that, so I went looking elsewhere. I had another song on the prototype CD I wasn't that enamored of, and all of a sudden remembered the lyrics to this Costello number, about a woman who "has a golliwog she chucks under the chin, and whispers to it tenderly then sticks it on a pin." And I'll be darned if a boy down the lane doesn't end up bent doubled over in pain.

17. Next song Stennie should learn on the guitar. "Baltimore," the Hackensaw Boys. Hey, as far as I'm concerned, Stennie can learn all the Hackensaw Boys songs she wants on the guitar! But I chose this one because I think it would be fun for her to play. It's mostly chord-based but has a few guitar licks here and there, and I imagine us singing away on it together. But as I mentioned on the CD sleeve, I get the harmony.

18. Introductory song - Song you would like to have played by Paul Schaeffer and the CBS Orchestra if you were a guest on Letterman. "Ein Prosit," Becky & Ivanhoe Dutchmen. I can't think of a more appropriate song for me to greet Letterman to. The only reason I can imagine being on his show is that, oh, say, the Sauerkraut Band were involved in some sort of international scandal that disgraced the country, and I had a chance to come on and tell our side of the story. The song's only 35 seconds long, so it gives me time to get out from behind the curtain and shake hands, and it even includes the "Zicky Zacky" cheer at the end, which of course I would lead Letterman's audience in from the stage. My only regret about this is that I bought a generic version of it from itunes, not realizing I could have recorded it from the video I have of the actual SKB singing it.

19. Amnesia - a song about forgetting. "I Can't Remember," Timothy Seth Avett. A member of the Avett Brothers, this is a solo effort, and is a lovely, lovely song. Poor guy can't remember shit, but what a lovely song. And the fact that in the chorus he sings, "Don't be sad, don't be sad, we've all had harder times?" That makes me even sadder! I need to discover some more Avett Brothers, too, I believe.

20. Amnesty song - As always, a song that you would have liked to use in this (or any other) mix, but couldn’t seem to find room for. "One Hippopotami," Allan Sherman. I felt like this lavish, orchestrated parody of "What Kind of Fool Am I?" might be a good way to end the mix. It's a novelty song from the sixties, and is all about singulars and plurals! (Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of half is whole?) It also ends with one of the worst punch lines ever, but still makes me giggle.

So there you have it. Another mix in the can.

Betland's Olympic Update:
* Acrowinners, boy, do we have acrowinners! You all wanted to give me a punch line!
- Honorable Mentions go to Mike, with his "So what? I'm probably gay anyway," and Kellie (with an ie), with her "She watched insistent pigs google 'animals.'"
- Runner-Up goes to the DeepFatFriar, with his "'Swinging' with Iceland's Professional Golf Association."
- And this week's winner goes to LilyG, with her, wait. So, why is Grandpa's room empty? Well, he was getting into a little trouble getting lost around town. We took him to the doctor and the doctor showed us a human GPS system that would ensure he'd never get lost, no matter how far he roamed. We asked how much such a thing would cost, and were told around a thousand dollars. "So, we instead put Grandpa away."
- Thanks to all who played - you've all done very well!